Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I know these are tough economic times with unemployment nearing 10%, Wall Street bonuses less than $5 million (each) this Christmas – and – well, Santa, you know all this already. But I need, yes need, more climbing gear. I knew you would understand with all those chimneys out there.

Santa, I am going back to the big mountains over the next couple of years and I gave away some of my old gear to the Sherpas on my last Everest trip so I need to replace them. I have tried to be good this year, except for watching too much cable news programs – never could figure out those guys so I switched to the real Housewives – they somehow seemed more in touch. Sorry Santa, I digress.

I need some boots, a new sleeping bag and that new cool SPOT thing. Also some magazines would be nice. Anyway, if you could have one of your Elves click on this link, she will find my list.

Thanks Santa and

Sleigh on!

Alan

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